Some Lame Jokes after PMR!!

1) A lame song I created yesterday out of boredom and inspiration :)
The lyrics are as follows:
Title:The 'After PMR' song(to the tune of Clementine)

Teachers scolding
Students dying
That's the life before PMR
Now we're moaning and groaning
Cuz it's already gone:)

Teachers teaching
Students sleeping
That's how it is before PMR
Now it's boring cuz it's over
So what are we going to do?

Teachers helping
Students studying
That's before PMR
Now it's over and its nervous
Till we get back our marks:)


2) A lame joke...
Orange and Peach are 2 good friends.
Peach : Hey, Orange!
Orange:Yo! Wassup?!
Peach: I feel peachy today.
Orange: Is it? I feel round today.
Peach: You know what?
Orange: What?
Peach: There's a Science exam today.
Orange: Oh yea, I forgot.
*Peach opens the Science textbook*
Peach: It says here... The human body parts...
Orange: Look! There's the ear... eye, head... eww!
Peach: Hmph! What a friend you are!
*Peach walks away*
Orange: What's wrong with Peach?

The reason: Orange said eye, head... eww! which sounds like : I hate you!


3) Another lame joke
Guava studies in a class full of fruits.
Guava: Today we'll get back our results.
Teacher Pear: Everyone got an A!
Guava: Oleh! Oleh oleh oleh...
*Orange who was sleeping woke up*
Orange: Who called me... *yawns* Guava, you called?
Guava: No, why?
Orange: But I heard someone said oren oren oren.
Guava: You must be dreaming it.
Orange:You may be right.
*Orange falls back to sleep*

Note: Oleh! Sounds like 'Oren' which means Orange :)

4) My last lame joke
P.S. Note the spelling!!
Melon studies in a school full of fruits.
Melon: I love to read manga(Japanese comics)
Banana: Right...
*Teacher Plum walks in*
Teacher Plum: Today we have a new student.
*The new student walks in*
New student: Hi, my name is Mangga (mango in Malay), and I love to read manga.
*Mangga sits next to Melon*
*Melon saw Dragonfruit who was sitting in front of Mangga holding a manga*
Melon: Manga!
*Mangga who was daydreaming as Teacher Plum talks about his trip to Bukit Durian*
Mangga:What?! Who called?!
Melon: Who was calling you anyways?
Mangga: But I heard someone call me...
Melon: Is it? I didn't hear anything. You must be daydreaming too much.
Mangga: Hey! I don't over-daydream, okay! Hmmm... maybe my hearing isn't too good... Must be all those mangga(Lock in Malay) sounds back at home... By the way, wanna borrow a manga?
Melon: Sure!

*P.S. They then were best friends forever, and named themselves M2M which means Melon 2 Mangga!!*

LOL!!!

Enjoy!!