My lame review on my friend's favorite book- TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer

I just finished reading Twilight by Stephenie Mayer yesterday.
Reasons why I like the book(although I can't say it's my favorite book... Sorry to all Twilight series fans!!):
a) The love story is admirable - come on, which girl wouldn't want a guy to protect her at all times, be with her every time, and is super rich??
b) The storyline has action- I love action and adventures...
c) The main characters are admirable- if you guys seen the trailer, you'll know what I mean :)
d)The vampires have supernatural powers- no offense, but all I knew about vampires before reading this book was that they were afraid of light, weak against garlic, and stayed in coffins, and definitely can't resist human blood...
e) The setting- It was set in a countryside, a place where peace can be found, and I like peace, and I'm sure you too :)
f) The main guy character~ Edward- extremely the perfect guy and I'm probably guessing you all think the same way too :)
g) The story is funny- I don't know why, but some parts where it was supposed to NOT be funny or happy, I always laugh... I must have gone crazy:)

Now, the reasons why I don't like this book ( really sorry to all Twilight series fans!!!) :
a) The main girl character~ Bella- She's so hopeless, as in she is too obsessed with the guy... no offense, but she practically took up at least 20 pages trying to ask Edward never to leave her... Come on, the guy also have a life you know...
b) The bad guy- is so similar to every other story I've read... The bad guy always wants to get the main character for something, but then again, isn't that the main reason for a bad guy to appear??
c) The love story is just toooo perfect- come on, in real life, you can't exactly live the way Bella lives, I mean no one can act too perfect, you know??
d) The main guy character- Edward is just too perfect, and is there really such guy on Earth??
e) It ended happily- no offense, but when I first heard the book, I thought there might be some horror, but it was the opposite... and I'm getting kind of sick reading happy endings already... but isn't that what we all want- a happy ending??

You can ignore what I just wrote, I'm just being lame...

Overall, I rate 4.5 over 5- because it's my first book on vampires!!

Tips: Enjoy every first book of any series to the fullest, because the books that follows won't be THAT nice, but bearable of course...

I decided to read New Moon, as there is again another love conflict, and I'm hoping for more funny things...

The trailer for the Twilight movie is rather pleasing.. Therefore I shall watch it, to see if the movie can change my mind about the book to give it a 10 over 5...

~Enjoy everything to the fullest as we don't have anymore time left..~

Some Lame Jokes after PMR!!

1) A lame song I created yesterday out of boredom and inspiration :)
The lyrics are as follows:
Title:The 'After PMR' song(to the tune of Clementine)

Teachers scolding
Students dying
That's the life before PMR
Now we're moaning and groaning
Cuz it's already gone:)

Teachers teaching
Students sleeping
That's how it is before PMR
Now it's boring cuz it's over
So what are we going to do?

Teachers helping
Students studying
That's before PMR
Now it's over and its nervous
Till we get back our marks:)


2) A lame joke...
Orange and Peach are 2 good friends.
Peach : Hey, Orange!
Orange:Yo! Wassup?!
Peach: I feel peachy today.
Orange: Is it? I feel round today.
Peach: You know what?
Orange: What?
Peach: There's a Science exam today.
Orange: Oh yea, I forgot.
*Peach opens the Science textbook*
Peach: It says here... The human body parts...
Orange: Look! There's the ear... eye, head... eww!
Peach: Hmph! What a friend you are!
*Peach walks away*
Orange: What's wrong with Peach?

The reason: Orange said eye, head... eww! which sounds like : I hate you!


3) Another lame joke
Guava studies in a class full of fruits.
Guava: Today we'll get back our results.
Teacher Pear: Everyone got an A!
Guava: Oleh! Oleh oleh oleh...
*Orange who was sleeping woke up*
Orange: Who called me... *yawns* Guava, you called?
Guava: No, why?
Orange: But I heard someone said oren oren oren.
Guava: You must be dreaming it.
Orange:You may be right.
*Orange falls back to sleep*

Note: Oleh! Sounds like 'Oren' which means Orange :)

4) My last lame joke
P.S. Note the spelling!!
Melon studies in a school full of fruits.
Melon: I love to read manga(Japanese comics)
Banana: Right...
*Teacher Plum walks in*
Teacher Plum: Today we have a new student.
*The new student walks in*
New student: Hi, my name is Mangga (mango in Malay), and I love to read manga.
*Mangga sits next to Melon*
*Melon saw Dragonfruit who was sitting in front of Mangga holding a manga*
Melon: Manga!
*Mangga who was daydreaming as Teacher Plum talks about his trip to Bukit Durian*
Mangga:What?! Who called?!
Melon: Who was calling you anyways?
Mangga: But I heard someone call me...
Melon: Is it? I didn't hear anything. You must be daydreaming too much.
Mangga: Hey! I don't over-daydream, okay! Hmmm... maybe my hearing isn't too good... Must be all those mangga(Lock in Malay) sounds back at home... By the way, wanna borrow a manga?
Melon: Sure!

*P.S. They then were best friends forever, and named themselves M2M which means Melon 2 Mangga!!*

LOL!!!

Enjoy!!